Just Stopping By
I hope that nobody suspects that I'm dead. Sorry for the lack of updates. I haven't been able to touch a fucking computer for 2 weeks. I was at my mom's house (the computer there has come up more HIV positive than Magic Johnson himself) and I was at Universal Studios until this afternoon. I promise for a kick-ass update next week seeing as I can only make a short one now.
TO JESSICA RABBIT: Looking for a man? I'm all yours baby ;) xoxoxo Call me.
TO LOLALANE: I'll mail you that fudge brownie if you cover shipping costs and the postage stamp.
I'd also like to inform everyone that I'm making a career change (although I haven't even fucking started the first one). I've switched from golf to guitar. I figured out that there was no fucking way that I'd be a pro in golf, so I've switched to the sex, drugs, and rock-and-roll lifestyle. I'm starting a rock band (blues and classic rock rooted) and I'll be playing lead guitar. So far (Besides me, silly goose) I have a bass player and a rythym guitarist. I need a GREAT drummer (I emphasize GREAT) and a lead singer that sounds similar to Robert Plant/Steven Tyler (Preferably a good-looking, long haired guy because the lead singer has to be the guy we market). I've started writing 3 songs so far and I have the band named. However, I can't give any of this information because I'm far too protective of it. I don't want anybody stealing my shit. Anywho, that's all. I'm out.
PS- I'm in deep shit with my youth pastor over an essay I wrote. I'll tell you about it next week.
TO JESSICA RABBIT: Looking for a man? I'm all yours baby ;) xoxoxo Call me.
TO LOLALANE: I'll mail you that fudge brownie if you cover shipping costs and the postage stamp.
I'd also like to inform everyone that I'm making a career change (although I haven't even fucking started the first one). I've switched from golf to guitar. I figured out that there was no fucking way that I'd be a pro in golf, so I've switched to the sex, drugs, and rock-and-roll lifestyle. I'm starting a rock band (blues and classic rock rooted) and I'll be playing lead guitar. So far (Besides me, silly goose) I have a bass player and a rythym guitarist. I need a GREAT drummer (I emphasize GREAT) and a lead singer that sounds similar to Robert Plant/Steven Tyler (Preferably a good-looking, long haired guy because the lead singer has to be the guy we market). I've started writing 3 songs so far and I have the band named. However, I can't give any of this information because I'm far too protective of it. I don't want anybody stealing my shit. Anywho, that's all. I'm out.
PS- I'm in deep shit with my youth pastor over an essay I wrote. I'll tell you about it next week.
posted by Zach at 10:32 PM
4 Comments:
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Good luck with the band. I can't wait to hear the name, it should be interesting. Do I sound like a chick or what? Jesus, how pathetic. Go rock out and get a hooker and snort jello shots off a midget's ass.
We thought that you were dead!
I'll need your number....
~Jess~
Post a Comment
<< Home