Blow me: False Alarm

Sunday, September 25, 2005

False Alarm

Sorry to scare you all. I will be able to continue writing. It will be on another site, though. It will still be on blogger, but I'm making a new blog. My parents think I should be published, and they want me to continue writing provided that I: 1) Get rid of this site to "clean" everything up. and 2) Keep my next page at a PG-13/R Rating instead of writing the X-Rated stuff I'm known for. I will still write funny, but I will try to make a point or explain what I think is wrong with the world in my new and improved blog. I can't think of a new name (I've dismissed ideas like "The Skank Page" and "Harlot Publishing"), but I guarantee it will be creative and funny.Anyway, I received a comment from an anonymous guy who thinks I'm whacko. Here it is.

Anonymous said...ZACHI HAVE JUST NOW STUMBLED UPON YOUR PAGE. WOW! YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND A FEW THINGS. I READ YOUR CLOSING OF THE BLOG AND AM NOT CONVINCED. THE BIBLE SAYS THAT OUT OF THE ABUNDANCE OF THE HEART THE MOUTH SPEAKS. AND IN READING ALL OF THIS, IT IS OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE SOME MAJOR ISSUES AND OUT OF THE ABUNDANCE OF YOUR HEART YOU HAVE SPOKEN. UNFORTUNATLY YOU FAIL TO REALIZE HOW CONTROLLED BY DEMONS YOU ARE OR MAYBE YOU DO REALIZE IT. ANYWAY, YOU NEED SOME SERIOUS DELIVERANCE AND PRAYER AND NOT REALLY EVEN KNOWING YOU, I WILL COMMIT TO DO SUCH THING FOR YOU. I FEEL THAT YOU ARE WORTH IT. YOU DEFINATELY HAVE A TALENT FOR WRITING AND IT IS A GOD GIVEN TALENT. THE DEVIL HAS JUST PERVERTED IT. BUT THATS OK, FROM WHAT THE LORD HAS TOLD ME ABOUT YOU, YOU BELONG TO HIM AND NOT SATAN. SO YOU WILL BE CHANGED, IT IS ALL A MATTER OF TIME. AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, GOD DOES NOT HAVE ANY CANCER IN HEAVEN TO GIVE TO PEOPLE. HE DOES NOT GIVE PEOPLE DISEASES, WE LIVE ON THIS EARTH AND WE ARE SUBJECT TO ALL THE SIN THAT WE ARE SURROUNDED WITH AND INVOLVED IN. BUT WHEN WE HAVE FAITH, GOD IS OUR HEALER. JUST AS HE CAN BE YOURS AS WELL AS YOUR DADS. ZACH, YOU ARE UNIQUELY AND WONDERFULLY MADE. YOU ARE LOVED NOT ONLY BY YOUR PARENTS BUT BY GOD. I PRAY THAT YOU CAN COME TO A POINT IN YOUR LIFE OF TRUE REPENTANCE AND REALIZE THAT SERVING THE LORD IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN ANY ONE HAS EVER TOLD YOU. GOD HAS AN AWESOME PLAN FOR YOUR LIFE, PORN IS NOT A PART OF IT. PERVERSION AND ALL THE OTHER SIN YOU ARE ENTANGLED IN IS ALSO NOT A PART OF IT. I WILL PRAY THAT GOD REVEALS HIMSELF TO YOU IN A WAY THAT ONLY HE CAN, A WAY THAT YOU WILL KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT IT IS HIM. AND I KNOW MY GOD, HE WILL DO IT. I AM PRAYING FOR YOU AND HOPE TO ONE DAY BE ABLE TO MEET YOU IF I EVER COME TO FLORIDA. -some anonymous guy

First of all, I'd like to thank this guy for at least being concerned about me and being aware of my dad's health. That's more than a lot of people who've posted bad comments have said. I may be twisted in some ways, but I still do have a heart.

However, as for anyone who doesn't like my blog, I gotta take a few spiteful jabs at this guy (I won't set him ablaze, like I do to my other victims)

Hey Pastor! First of all, who are you to tell someone that they are posessed by demons or that they have something seriously wrong with them? Doesn't the Bible TELL you not to judge? But I do believe that you're on to something. I found this in my bedroom last night:




Bill O'Reilly! What did you think? A demon? C'mon.

I do believe in God, but you've gotta be evenly balanced. You can't let your religion take you over. I believe that you should guide your kids in some sort of religious way. At least give them certain morals and beliefs. If you don't, they will come out doing the sort of stuff I poke fun of a lot. So with that, I leave you with "Old Ladies on Trampolines."

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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9:44 PM  
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9:52 PM  
Blogger Georgene said...

Hey, Zach, thanks for clearing up that parent thing. For the record, readers, Zach just got a little scared when he found out he was busted.

None of us ever told him to stop blogging. We just want the porn out of there, so we don't end up with the cops at our door after some other kid's mom finds the site by accident.

Yeah, Zach, you could have cleared the browser history, but since you were using MY computer, if the history were cleared, I would have been very suspicious!

Besides, I'm glad I got nosy and found your site. Otherwise we wouldn't have found out what a gifted writer you really are. You always did well on school essays and stuff, but this is so much better!

By the way, I liked your answer to Mr. or Ms. Anonymous. You know how I feel about judging people. Hope that doesn't mess things up, for me to agree with you about something! Well, as a step-parent and musician, I am entitled to a certain amount of "cool," right?:)

So here is my own opinion: Teenage angst, okay. Anger, okay. Rebellion, okay. Insults, okay. Porn, NOT okay. Gay-bashing, NOT okay. Racism, NOT okay.

I think you are creative enough to find ways to say what you want without violating your blogger's terms of use, or getting the whole family into trouble with the law!

Happy blogging!

10:09 AM  
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Let us know where you'll be!

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2:47 PM  
Blogger yep, it's me.... said...

let me know where your next site will be - I have you linked to mine as a favorite :)

12:53 AM  
Blogger Joe said...

Where have you been???? You didn't leave and not let us know did you? I have your site flagged!

9:37 AM  
Blogger Zach said...

Don't worry, I'm still here. I still have yet to make the new site. I WILL let you know where my next site will be. I'm not the type of person who will just sneak out and leave you guys.

9:59 AM  
Blogger The DogGrrrrl said...

The holy rollers all seem to miss that line about not judging others. They also tend to revisit sites they find offensive over and over and over again. Humor also seems to be a foreign concept to them.

3:46 PM  
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