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My answers in bold because I'm much gooder.



Anonymous Fucktard said...
3 Questions,
1.Where do babies come from?
2.Is there a god?
3.Are you ever going to get a girlfriend and stop jacking off?

1) Hell
2) Yes, he is the one answering this question
3) No, but I hope the roof of your double-wide trailer caves in and collapses on you. Oh, and thanks, Jesse.

AJ said...
Zach,

So straight to the point,how many people have you sucked off to get to the top?Also, what's this rumor about you, fudge brownies, anal sex and cuban cigars?

- Honesty would be your best answer, seriously dude.

I haven't had to suck off anyone, but I have had to sleep with numerous people. People like your mom, your sister, your girlfriend, your mistress, your girlfriend's girlfriend, and so on and so forth.

The rumor has been blown way out of proportion. You see, I like to have anal sex with my girlfriend while stuffing fudge brownies down her mouth. Afterwards, I'll celebrate with a cuban cigar.

mrshife said...

What do chickens think we taste like?

Well, if rats taste like chicken on Survivor, I would have to assume it would be the other way around for chickens.



And BipolarPrincess, thanks for the story. I can only imagine what you've done to those poor piglets through buying this game :)